What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?